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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away…

Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong (via thatlitsite)

lowkeywalker:

come-to-my-world:

Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

they made

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characters

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for

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every

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single

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element

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of the

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periodic

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table!

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And also they made this

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and this

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*new ship* 

There’s even a granny!

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It’s like

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superheros

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(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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and humans

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and there are

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twins!!

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And Bethoveen

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THEY MADE THOR

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And there’s also this which made me laugh

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I can’t! 

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(source)

this is the coolest shit b.

tsukiyama-shoo:

tsukiyama-shoo:

please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim

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jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

scifigrl47:

brandxspandex:

I think I’ll let these speak for themselves.

Magneto’s adorable tho

"Luke Cage: Responsible for the Tiara fad of 1973" is the BEST THING.

"Scarlet Witch: Married a robot ha ha" fuck I lost it I’m done

"black panther: complicated" is where my drink came out my nose

ikimaru:

>:] >:]

ikimaru:

>:] >:]

syblatortue:

I think Sollux could understand Mituna.

syblatortue:

I think Sollux could understand Mituna.

TG: moved to tears

Grrr. Late night bus ride. Gross

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

priceart:

Sailor Moon Perler Piece 22”x15” and contains over 8500 beads
Created for the Nostalgic Animation Art Show at Gamma Ray Games in Seattle during PAX Prime weekend. 

priceart:

Sailor Moon Perler Piece 
22”x15” and contains over 8500 beads

Created for the Nostalgic Animation Art Show at Gamma Ray Games in Seattle during PAX Prime weekend.