Sometimes duolingo gives me the weirdest sentences.
"The cups are not real."
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
aww, Ratchet discovered robot steroids.
also, I’ve renamed Knock Out to Commander Dashing because of reasons.
Tumbled out of bed two and a half hours late and went to my studio recital. Glad my teacher was so understanding u.u I just went from being one of the first performers, to one of the last.
That’s the last time I fuck up my alarm.
These hoodies made my day you have no idea
Now that’s some serious cosplay… The Spider Queen from Diablo 3
when you’re so thirsty for new fic of your OTP that you can physically feel your standards dropping
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
oh would you fucking look at that
WOMEN IN BATTLE GEAR/ARMOR THAT IS NOT DRIPPING WITH FROTHY-SLICK CURDS OF SEXISM
goddes and men saide it was notte to bee
but they would notte listen
|—||We don’t trust our DM anymore. (via outofcontextdnd)|