Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
So my friend posted these business cards he now has on facebook
Europe in 800 AD
anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cook
western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person
(Source: benepla, via jumpingjacktrash)
(Source: csabaklement, via jumpingjacktrash)
Countries by their worst fears. Europeans and Americans focus on inequality as greatest danger.
“What’s the distance formula?”
“Pre-requisite knowledge for this class.”
“What does that mean?”
“That you probably won’t do overly well this term.”